This is the way the world ends

5 02 2009

I’ve heard it said that the last leg to Ushuaia is boring misery and that the town itself is a dump. I believed it and convinced Nina of it, too. It didn’t lessen our desire to drive to the southernmost city in the world, but I did figure it would be kind of a “check” experience – we’d tap in, turn around, and head back.

Wrong.

Tierra del Fuego kicks righteous ass. There are hundreds of miles of gorgeous rolling nothing occasionally punctuated by estancias so remote they make you lonely and cold just looking at them.

We found a burning lake. “Land of Fire” indeed!

Then after the perfect lead up to the end of the world, the Andes give it one last “Hurrah!” and you are back in the mountains.

These mountains are only about 2-3000 feet high and are perennially snow-capped.

The only down note is sight of the dying trees. Here and for thousands of miles to the north almost all the trees are dead or dying from a parasitic moss. I have never seen anything like it.

We stopped outside of town for the obligatory sign picture.

The weather had been threatening and occasionally following through all day, but as we came in to Ushuaia it really unleashed with a cold, driving rain and properly ripping wind. Welcome to the end of the world!

It cleared up about 15 minutes later and we got our first good look at the town.

It’s fantastic! I fired up an end-of-the-world cigar and we strolled the promenade drinking it in.

The town itself is the perfect mix of old fishing village and lively tourist destination. There are fantastic restaurants, falling-down shacks and everything in between.

I had perhaps the best piece of meat of the entire trip that evening.

Far from being a let-down, Ushuaia turned out to be a fitting end to an epic journey.





Pengies!!

3 02 2009

Puerto Natales is a sleepy water-colour-painting old fishing port that underwent a renaissance. Now packed with brightly-clad, designer-label wearing trekkers, it has 5-star hotels and restaurants with white linen tablecloths. (Don’t get me wrong, I liked that bit. It was brilliant to break up my steady beer-and-chips diet with some king crab – which is dirt cheap here.). Matching-jackets trekkers aside, Puerto Natales somehow still retains its charm.

This shrine on the way out of town takes the prize for having the most plastic bottles. Whatever saint this is, he won’t be thirsty in the afterlife!

The wind constantly blows from the same direction, and all the trees grow that way.

We stopped for gas in Gobernador Phillipi and after he had fired up the generator, the attendant gave us a sticker. So we gave him one of ours. (If you ever see one of our stickers – the green space invader – send us a photo :) )

We were heading for the penguin sanctuary just south of Mina Piket. As we parked the bike it started to drizzle and a sign informed us in was an hour’s walk. We’d heard that some of the penguin colonies were a bit of a letdown, so we hoped we wouldn’t be disappointed.

Pengies!!

How could pengies be a let down? They were brilliant. We watched a few of them waddle down to the sea. I’ll post the video if and when we get a decent connection.

I didn’t even know that penguins make burrows.

The fluffy ones are the babies. They have almost shed their soft feathers and are ready to leave.

These two and their parents (how can you tell a penguin’s sex?) were copying Trevor. It was hilarious. Again, video coming later.

I could have watched the penguins all day, but the boat from Punta Arenas had left for the day so we were heading back to Punta Delagado and needed to get going.

The ferry ride was uneventful – and free! The driver gave Trevor the nudge-nudge wink-wink that we should keep quiet and he wouldn’t charge us. Another lucky day for us :) .

Once back on land, our day was curtailed by our need for fuel. All the petrol stations had closed at 8pm so we stayed at the perfectly-pleasant Cerro Sombrero had dinner, downloaded photos, and crashed out.





Straight up, or on the rocks?

1 02 2009

We had a cracking night’s sleep at our Dome, Sweet, Dome – even if we did get up to see the non-existent sunrise at 5am. Trevor was not very impressed by the cloud-cover, but at least we had packed, breakfasted and were on our way early. We even stopped for some more jam-jar gas and a couple of photos.

Having missed the boat (sorry, couldn’t resist) in Argentina, we decided we try and do the glacier tour in Chile, at Lago Grey.

We took a launch to the boat and settled in for a bumpy ride to the glacier.

The weather was so dreadful they almost canceled the boat and we weren’t allowed out on deck due to the high winds and the smashing waves. An hour later when the captain gave the okay, we braved the icy temperatures. Trevor liked that a lot, too.

Maybe I shouldn’t say this out loud, but maybe (just maybe) we used up all our bad-weather-luck in Panama. As we approached the face of the glacier, the clouds began to clear.  The captain cut his engines and for the 15 minutes we drifted past the glacier, fortune and the sun shone upon us.

Trevor took the next few photos as I was hiding from the glacial wind!

It was so beautiful, I literally cried. And then the captain came around with ice-cold pisco sours. I must have done something really right in a past life.

Leaving Chile for the Argentine border was as magical as every evening this far south has been. What is it with the light down here?





Dome, Sweet Dome

31 01 2009

El Calafate is full of “adventure” tourists in brand new outdoor gear milling about with carbon fiber trekking poles. They arrive in giant “overland” transports – Mercedes and Man trucks kitted out like Dakar support vehicles to disguise their role as tour buses. We talked to no one, saw the glacier and dusted off. (I did have to give a nod to a kid with a ¨Buenos Fucking Aires¨ t-shirt.  Respect.)  The glacier is a bit Disney. They stick you up for USD 20 pp going in (3x the locals price), there is one road in, a wildly overpriced souvenir shop/cafeteria at the end and a set of walkways for viewing the glacier. It´s a managed and packaged experience and might as well be on rails, but the glacier itself is worth the irritation.

From El Calafate we headed into Chile to see Parque Nacionale Torres del Paine which is a much different experience. I have to give a shout out to some fellow riders who steered us this way – Spench for first turning me on long ago back in San Francisco, Taco for a timely reminder when we met in Bolivia, and finally Horatio for cluing me in to Camping Pehoé.

The approach to the park is more classic remote Patagonia gravel, punctuated every 100 or so miles by sticker covered gas stations where they have to go fire up a generator to pump you a tank full.

While filling out entry paperwork in the Chilean aduana´s office my bike blew over off the kickstand in the parking lot. That´s pretty much the extent of our wind trouble. I´m sure karma will have me paying later for saying this, but the wind just isn’t that bad. Sure, there’s wind and yes, it’s strong, but it never pushed me down and took my lunch money. Pretty soon I didn’t notice the wind at all because the mountains came in to view.

Also there were animals.

Nina likes animals.

“Why won´t you be my friend?”

The vistas just got more and more stunning. These mountains are only about 6000 feet high, but for drama, they rival anything I have seen in the Alps, Andes, or Rockies.

Rolling in to Lago Pehoé we passed up the USD 200 / night lodges and headed straight to Camping Pehoé. The helpful folks there offered to rent us a very reasonably priced tent but I had inside information and demanded…a DOME!

Now some people might say paying USD 75 to sleep in a plastic igloo is stupid. You say “tomato”, I say “fuck you”. Here´s the view from our carpeted, air-mattress-equipped dome:

Simply breathtaking. A definite trip highlight.  Torres del Fucking Paine.





When it’s okay to use “awesome” as an adjective.

28 01 2009

Yep, it’s official… we are a long way from anywhere.

Actually, this is less than an hour from El Calafate. As I was leaving the hotel, a perfectly tame llama came and nuzzled me!

Again, with the beautiful lakes and wide, wide skies! We’ll never get anywhere at this rate!


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Easily as green as Laguna Verde in Boliva.

Definitely more impressive in real life.


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Maybe it was the head wind, but the bike wasn’t running very well. Trevor pulled the air filter out (again) but it wasn’t that. Since it only seems to occur at 70+ MPH we are just ignoring it. La..la..la…of course it will get us to the end of the world…and back.

In El Calafate, we stopped for lunch. I think I saw a pig fly by as Trevor ordered the schnitzel instead of the steak!

And now for the main event: the Perito Moreno glacier. It’s HUGE. It’s 3 miles wide. It floats 60 metres above the level of the water and 170 metres under it. That makes it the world’s third largest supply of fresh water! It advances at 2 metres a day and melts at approximately the same rate, making it one of the few glaciers in the world that is not retreating. Okay, geology lesson over. Here are the pix:

We were half an hour too late to take a boat trip, so the best I got was the telephoto zoom.


(Doesn’t look 60 metres high out of context :( )

The entire thing creaks and groans and periodically chunks fall off and crash into the lake causing great excitement and mini tidal waves. Hundreds of icebergs dot the lake.

We finally tore ourselves away and watched the sunset over a fabulous dinner at Pura Vida back in El Calafate. What a day!








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